October 3, 2016
German Unity Day

BIRTHDAYS
Charles Middleton 1874
Leo McCarey 1898
Johnny Burke 1908

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

No New magazines this week due to technical difficulties.
Watch for New Magazines to be back soon!

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Honey bees cannot see the color red.
— October Ranger Rick Jr.

There are fewer than 1,000 key deer, the tiny ruminants that inhabit the Florida Keys.
— October Scientific American

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

NEW MOVIE SO SCARY THAT 1 OF EVERY 738 WHO SEE IT HAVE TO BE HOSPIALIZED!

NEW SNACK CLAIMS TO BE THE BROKEN-OFF FINGERNAILS OF VAMPIRES!

THIS YEAR, DON’T FORGET TO STOCK UP ON CHOCOLATE-COVERED ANTS FOR TRICK-OR-TREATING AARDVARKS

WORLD’S SCARIEST COCKER SPANIEL ONLY MILDLY ANNOYING

‘CREEPY CLOWN CIRCUS’ COMING TO A BIG TOP NEAR YOU

Weekly Words of Wisdom

Think death is scary? Try life.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Holden Cort